Archive for October, 2008
BARBARELLA: makeup tutorial
Jane Fonda as Barbarella Barbarella (1968) is a cult classic starring Jane Fonda, one of my favorite movies. The thing that appeals to me the most is how sexual Barbarella is, yet innocent at the same time. She uses sex as currency throughout the whole film, but does it in an utterly non-perverse way. I [...]
Weekly Glee: a fairy tale
Once upon a time, an evil Witch devised a brilliant plan: to make a potion so atrocious, so vile, that a single sprinkle on human skin would cause a man to see only the bad and the ugly in the world. Even the kindest person on Earth would turn cold and heartless, and a mother [...]
Ticket To Hell, pt 1
Me: What are these, anyway? Mums? Mark: Don’t know. But they’re probably cursed! I did something that could only be described as unequivocally, sublimely disastrous. It beats the incident of accidentally getting locked in a cemetery at night, giving my friend a black eye with a badminton racket, even the number-2-in-Brooklyn-bridge-traffic-in-the-back-of-a-mini-van fib pales in comparison. [...]
