If Fashion Week fell on April 1st, it would look something like this.


Designers introduce bold architectural shapes,


headwear imitating poisonous sea creatures,


and the punk rock look, taken to a new level with the aid of medical supplies (ouch!).


Models are encouraged to act bubbly,


and avoid plucking their own eyebrows before the show.

But Fashion Week is not all glitz & glamour. Sometimes, things go awry.


Models are forced to dress themselves in the dark,


packages get delivered at the wrong time, to the wrong person,


and entire light fixtures get dragged out on stage without anyone noticing! (Note the statement Bunny Slipper.)

If there was one thing we could all learn from Fashion Week, however, it’s the importance of personal hygiene.


Because this is what happens when you let yourself go down there.

Happy Aprils Fool’s Day, deerlings!