Wed 20 May 2009
Best & Worst of Futuristic Videos
Category: Inspiration
When it comes to movies, I love me some good sci-fi. A.I., Fifth Element and Simone are small windows into what our world could be like 50, 100, even 1000 years from now. But better than the storyline, I love that super-advanced technology and slick fashion silhouettes! In the past few years, sci-fi look has been penetrating fashion at an expedited pace, and I couldn’t be more gleeful! I want every dress from of the Balenciaga Spring 09 collection and admire artists like Lady Gaga, who wear outrageous outfit and push the frontiers of pop music.
Musicians love offering their own portrayals of what our future lives will look like. Below are my personal picks for 5 Best and 5 Worst futuristic pop videos. Note that my criteria are not how good the song is or how influential the video for it was, but the fashion, styling & cinematography.
5 BEST FUTURISTIC VIDEOS
{Click on the picture to watch the video}
5. Michael Jackson Scream (feat. Janet) [1995]
At #5 is Michael Jackson Scream, which happens to be the oldest video on the list (1995). Nonetheless, Scream is filled to the brim with creative styling (love those spikes!), mind-blowing dancing and kick-ass cinematography. And believe it or not, this futuristic masterpiece was shot entirely in black & white!
4. Britney Spears Toxic
Britney’s Toxic is like pop rocks: sparkly, explosive and fun. It’s humorous and silly, and aims only to entertain. Those crystal-adorned sunglasses inspire some serious envy, and Britney’s reincarnations from a blonde, to redhead, to brunette are nothing short of superb. Even the adaptation of Madonna’s original naked suit is perfect.
3. Lady Gaga Poker Face
Witness Gaga in the wild: an android-like creature crawling out of a swimming pool and straight into her 2050 mansion. Love the cyborg wig, cheek embellishment and those jerky, robotic dance moves. Go Gaga go!
2. Black Eyed Peas Boom Boom Pow [2009]
“I’m so 3008!” screams Fergie and boy, she isn’t kidding. Boom Boom Pow is a cinematographic piece de-resistance featuring ambitious styling by Lor-E who combined elements of ethnic & futuristic fashions to dress the members. Fergie’s headpiece alone makes my heart go boom! boom!
1. Janet Jackson Feedback [2008]
Didn’t expect to see Janet atop of this list? Thought so. :) Feedback made my brain explode into a thousand happy pieces all over the room, Big Bang-style. Now, this is a fashion video done right: impeccable costumes, mind-blowing dancing and overall phenomenal imagery, start to finish. Despite Miss Janet being far from a lean-mean-cyborg-like-machine, it’s like watching a 4-minute-long fashion editorial.
5 WORST FUTURISTIC VIDEOS
Of course, pulling on a pair of metallic leggings and shaking your booty does not a good futuristic video make. Some videos below manage to dream up a future so drab, we hope it never comes!
5. Christina Aguilera Keeps Gettin’ Better [2008]
For a shiny mega-star like Christina, this is one boring and uninspiring piece (if you want the good stuff, see Fighter). Keeps Gettin’ Better is adrift in zero-gravity of pretentiousness, and Christina looks mirthless & downright depressed striking those contrived poses. In an unsuccessful attempt to combine traditional superhero comics and the future, her team styles her in retro-red lipstick which clashes with the otherwise futuristic setting. Another bad sign is when the artist feels the need to break out their entire arsenal of wigs (exception: Britney’s Toxic). And, of course, the Lady Gaga comparisons are inevitable seeing how she did it first, and did it ‘better’.
4. Shania Twain I’m Gonna Getcha Good [2002]
Typical case of 80s done wrong, this stylistic Hindenburg is so bad, it will have you laughing non-stop. Inspired by the sci-fi of decades past, Shania’s team chooses all the wrong elements of the 80s, making Shania look 10 years older in that god-awful lace suit and big hair. And is that a transformer I spy?!
3. Britney Spears Oops I Did It Again [2000]
The photo says it all: Oops… is one big oopsie. Every decade had its own share of atrocious styling, but the 90s managed it with surprising minimalism. Britney is young and doesn’t yet know what chalky eyeshadow, flat hair and unflattering PVC suit will do to you. Neither does she know about thick platforms and holographic pants. Ouch Brit, please don’t do it again!
2. Kylie Wow [2007]
Kylie’s stylists accidentally overshot their reference decade by 20 years and brought 60s space-age robots to an 80s disco party. Wow is another unsuccessful marriage of two eras, bound to end up in a divorce. Like incompatible partners, 60s and 80s are good on their own but bring out the worst in each other when paired together. If future looked like this, I wouldn’t want to go on another day.
This is not Kylie’s first attempt at a futuristic video – Can’t Get You Out of My Head was heaps better. But white polyester suits, silver lame pants, and helmets??? Wow, Kylie.
1. TLC Scrubs [1999]
At first I was going to have pity on TLC – it’s the nineties. But upon closer examination, it’s just one year short of 2000s – Michaels’ Scream is 4 years junior, for comparison – and the video is practically a documentation of all things wrong with 90s alternative fashion. Scrubs has, hands down, the worst costumes (ugh, those baggy pants and platforms), some really bad hair and astoundingly bad makeup. It’s all just a little too much and epically lacking in taste. The Sputnik-shaped cake is yours, TLC!
Deerlings: what are your favorite futuristic videos, good or bad?
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May 20th, 2009 at 1:49 pm
what about spice up your life by the spice girls? kind of an inbetweener, but still note-worthy.
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May 20th, 2009 at 1:50 pm
Its not so much a music video, but its a short art film that creeps me out to no end. Its called innocence. Its not so much about new futuristic fashions and what not, it about technology with in itself…I should probably not post it on here since its stop motion, but hey! its still sci-fi right? :-p
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wT2uECRxepo
Don’t watch if you get creeped out by creepy robotic dolls! I warned you!
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May 20th, 2009 at 1:53 pm
I like this post! Great idea. I agree with the Black Eyed Peas music video. I think that is a really cool and new side of animation and editing that I hope to see in more future music videos. I like music and art that stretches the limits. I really like Bjork too, “all is full of love” video is really futuristic. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjAoBKagWQA
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May 20th, 2009 at 2:44 pm
Weird, I would say that Scrubs has the best make-up and clothing. Those costumes are lovely! I don’t think the pants are baggy at all. I also do not understand how you think the make-up is bad? It’s great in my opinion.
…well these are just question of tastes. :)
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May 20th, 2009 at 2:52 pm
Hah! You’re spot-on, though I still adore the SONG “Scrubs,” even if the video is cringe-worthy.
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May 20th, 2009 at 3:17 pm
Oh, I have to say how much I love Lady Gaga! Poker Face is SUCH a masterpiece in my opinion!
A bad one would be Backstreet Boys’ Larger than Life… The dance scene at the end is cool, but robot-Nick and surfing-Brian are so badly done… :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mhp2iHqbtw&feature=related
Oh, and a lol-worthy one is Dopse Stars Inc’s I’m Overdriven. Now don’t get me wrong, these guys are gods in the Cyber-Industrial scene, but that’s what happens when your video is allowed a low budget.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-vR20taYiU
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May 20th, 2009 at 3:18 pm
Dope Stars Inc, sorri :P
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May 20th, 2009 at 4:51 pm
I also second Bjork “All is Full of Love”
And of course anything by Daft Punk has that futuristic vibe.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0HSD_i2DvA
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May 20th, 2009 at 5:31 pm
the girls in tlc look cyber goth ish lol
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May 20th, 2009 at 5:39 pm
I don’t know if it counts as futuristic, but Within Temptation’s video for “All I Need” is modeled after the movie The Cell (the one with Jennifer Lopez, Vince Vaughn, and Vincent D’Onofrio), Sharon’s voice is amazing, and she looks fantastic in the movie themed makeup and costumes.
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May 20th, 2009 at 5:55 pm
I’ve really been loving Janelle Monae’s video for “Many Moons.”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHgbzNHVg0c
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May 20th, 2009 at 8:05 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWFb8bzuKCY
Oh, the love of really cheesy computer-generated graphics!
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May 20th, 2009 at 9:21 pm
Great post! I love Shania Twain!
(hmm I wonder if I inspired you to make this post…)
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May 20th, 2009 at 10:21 pm
Gee, lady Gaga’s outfit looks a heck of a lot like Britney’s now that I see them one beside the other. :(
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May 20th, 2009 at 10:22 pm
I’m sorry but how do Poker Face and especially Toxic fit into your list theme? Someone is biased. Scrubs and Scream however are good choices.
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May 20th, 2009 at 11:34 pm
I don’t see anything wrong with britney’s oops I did it again. I liked the makeup and hair. Not so much the platforms though!
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May 20th, 2009 at 11:38 pm
♣ GB
Sure, styling-wise, I find them both to be very futuristic! I sure love me some Gaga & Britney but then again I’m a fan of all of the above artists. :)
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May 21st, 2009 at 2:09 am
Android Lust’s “Stained” is pretty:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6fVhYTRVp8
I thought I would have more, besides Bjork, but I guess not.
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May 21st, 2009 at 3:01 am
haha i’m super happy you had michael and janet’s scream on your list. i was obsessed with that video, attempting to copy the dance moves and even went through a phase to look/dress like janet strictly from that video lol. but i would have to agree with olla on the spice girls video for spice up your life. i love it! although i might be a bit biased as i’m a huge spice girls fan.
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May 21st, 2009 at 3:04 am
Upon seeing that this post was about futuristic music videos, the first one that came to mind was Spice Up Your Life. It’s pretty terrible, but I still love it. I had never seen anything more than snippets of the music video for Toxic, but I LOVE it. Also love Poker Face. Those are my favorites, without a doubt. Scrubs makes me cringe. I agree that the makeup and costuming choices are terrible. Reflective discs over the boobs and crotch look really tacky. The dancing also scares me, but I will admit that I’m a dance snob.
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May 21st, 2009 at 4:28 am
I agree with the list. I love Christina but her video was a disapointment compared to all her others. I shudder at the thought of the future being made up of red spandex catsuits on mars (oops!..I did it again – Britney Spears).
Scrubs and scream are great choices, as is poker face. However there is a futuristic Bjork videos that were beautifully done:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjAoBKagWQA
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May 21st, 2009 at 4:30 am
Oops I meant to say scrubs was a great choice for the negative list. Oops
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May 21st, 2009 at 8:29 am
Fun trivia: the house that Lady Gaga shot “Poker Face” at is the same house that was re-designed in the interior to be “Barbie’s Malibu Dream House” during Barbie’s 50th birthday celebration this year:
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/03/06/entertainment/e085008S67.DTL
(BTW, I’ve always liked the Spice Girls’ video for “Say You’ll Be There.”)
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May 21st, 2009 at 11:31 am
what about daft punk “one more time” or radiohead “no surprises”????
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May 21st, 2009 at 2:27 pm
Daft Punk videos are amazing, I second that, for sure, I’m a huge fan!
Poker face is awsome as well! Great choices, and I sure wasn’t expecting to see Scream there, although its great!
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May 21st, 2009 at 10:03 pm
hehe, great post!! Scream is a fab video and song, love Poker Face and Toxic too.
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May 22nd, 2009 at 10:25 am
i totally agree, but i wish the boom boom pow video had more energy, i really get down when i hear that song!!!!!
oh…. peek a boo! hi xenia!!!!! i havent talked to you in sooooooo long, my life has been crazy hectic! i still drop in here and there to read, i don’t get much time to sit down and read up on blogs anymore so its refreshing when i do :) i’m a total twitterbug though! i added you there! xoxox mars
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May 22nd, 2009 at 11:13 am
Haha (: only you could get me to watch the No Scrubs video!
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May 22nd, 2009 at 3:38 pm
humm, we live in 2009 and I can see clear references to the past so I don´t think U got it well.
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May 28th, 2009 at 6:05 pm
I gotta say, Britney’s “Opps I Did it Again” is probably my favorite of hers. It’s completely ridiculous but fun to watch. Plus that’s Brit at her prime! Those were the good old days.
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