This Wednesday, I’m giving into my greatest guilty pleasure – no, not eating a whole box of Rafaello’s – seeing Britney Spears live! For 10 years I’ve been ashamed to admit my secret addiction to Britney’s spunky pop, breathy vocals and sexy dance moves. But the honest truth is, she had me from the first notes of that porno slap bass line of Hit Me Baby One More Time.

At the risk of sounding like a hyper-ventilating gay fanboy, Britney Spears is an icon. Part Michael Jackson, part Madonna, part fembot from outer space, Bit Bit is one of the few women I look up to in show business. It’s people like her and Madonna that teach us that inner strength does not lie in trying something once and giving up if it doesn’t work. It’s about the resilience, the drive to continue going in spite of past failures. I don’t care much for tabloid drama involving Britney; I simply marvel at the fact that just like a Phoenix from the ashes, this 5’4″ Southern woman gets back on her feet and does it all over again – and better than ever.


Images via britney.com

Me being obsessed with all things circus, this tour is perfect for my Live Britney de-virginizing experience. In addition to loving the record, I know it’s going to be an extreme visual candy well-worth the $175 ticket: the costumes were designed by the Canadian duo DSquared2 (love!) and are basically traditional circus costumes – think trapeze artists, clowns, jugglers – refashioned into sinister, provocative looks. Yes yes yes!

Deerlings: do you like Britney? Hate her? Worship her? Indifferent?