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That hilarious letter brightened up my morning! Thanks! I can only hope they’ll appreciate it…
Absolutely loved it.
Haha, are you really going to send this? Hope it works if you do XD
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Parking in Brooklyn, go figure.
I so hope you actually send that. It would make me feel a hell of a lot better about the unfair parking fine that I copped the other week!
made me giggle a lot, thank you ^_^
So perfect! I have to agree parking meters are ridiculous! Who carries coins any more?
Haha, nice! I would get a laugh out of it, hopefully police men have a good sense of humor where you are!
I’d love to see how they’d react to receiving that.
This is so cute! Could go either way, though, depending on what mood you catch the cops in… maybe include a doughnut!
Ha! I loved this. I really hope you send it.
Beautifully written! Although I’m not sure how the boys in blue would take it, ’tis a great piece of writing and it made me smile. I’ve a feeling that this smile will last most of the day :)
Hahaha… Wtf, you just got it yesterday and already a ticket to pay?
LOL. This made me smile, your medieval english is quite excellent =). Good luck with your quest! =P.
:D This letter made my morning! Oh Doe, you are so eloquent! I am sorry for this foul ticket though. Poor girl.
If I were to receive that, I would certainly waive the fee! It brightened my day, anyway.
i feel for you completely, i got 3 of those in the same week, i think they follow me. i once got out of my car for honestly 45 sec to grab an application from a coffee shop and i came straight back out and it was waiting for me.
you should send that in with your payment. that would be amazing.
Oh, this made my day. You should send that letter with your fine. That would be hilarious.
heh :P
DO IT, JUDGE! FREE DOE DEERE!!!
I’m painting my picket sign and flying to New York a.s.a.p
Of course I’m gonna send it!! I didn’t write it for nothing.
That is epic.
Send it with the fine! Shame the state of New York won’t listen to such basic reasoning…
This is awesome. (Reminds me a bit of that cable commercial where the guy’s like “I wrote it in British, I wonder if they speak it?”)
LOL, this is awesome. I’m going to print this out and display this example on the next Shakespeare Day.
I got a ticket parking in a completely valid area, on Sunday no less. I was given a ticket. For what? I can only guess because I had NJ plates and they figure it’s too much of a hassle for me to fight it.
yet another thing proving why you are my hero. :D
Oh my. I’ve gotten so many tickets lately (although not parking, since the town here is so small, sadly is all been speeding), and I’ve never have the guts to send that. Good luck!!
Also, there’s a Medieval Faire going on near me and it seemed like something you’d be interested in and I was wondering if you had those types of things over by New York.
hahaha, thats my girl..u go get them, grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
oh wow.
<3
THAT.
IS.
AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!
That totally made up for my crappy day! Thank you!
I love you for this. So very much.
well, they’ll definitely appreciate it more than an extremely ANGRY SHOUTY letter :]]]
way to tell em doe!
You are such a good writer!
You really made my day :)
This is just so very brilliant, so very brilliant
Send it xD I’d love it if they responded. Plus, I bet it would at least brighten the day of whoever read it.
That made my day! Good luck, they should know better than to fine you :)
Love it! It’s like a note from Shakespeare himself :)
Haha!
Whimsical indeed. :)
you’re crazy, doe! but thats why we love you. ;)
truly brilliant :)
You personally provide my daily glee most of the time and this takes the cake. You’re my hero. :]
“an upright citizen of fine breeding”
GENIUS.
That is so unfair! How come you’re so good at writing like that?
LOVELOVELOVE
Huzzah! How grand! I do hope the ol’ white wig sees fit to erase this vile blight on your name.
Aw lovey, that just brightened up my day. <3
Total epic win. I did something like that once way back when we first got cable, it had been several weeks and the receiver cards had yet to arrive so I drew a comic strip asking them where the hell my cards were and faxed it to them, lol they complimented me for having such a great sense of humor (and sure enough the cards were delivered the next day ;))
Doe, this has cemented my belief that we’d be fast friends should our paths cross. A NY native, I know all to well the cunning and vicious attacks by NYPD traffic officers. This letter is brilliant; anyone who upholds your ticket after reading this is a callous, sparkle-lacking ninny.
xo
Outstanding effort! 10 points and a gold star to you my dear.