Thu 23 Jul 2009
Plain Face of Knavery
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July 23rd, 2009 at 11:48 am
That hilarious letter brightened up my morning! Thanks! I can only hope they’ll appreciate it…
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July 23rd, 2009 at 12:00 pm
Absolutely loved it.
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July 23rd, 2009 at 12:12 pm
Haha, are you really going to send this? Hope it works if you do XD
x
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July 23rd, 2009 at 12:20 pm
Parking in Brooklyn, go figure.
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July 23rd, 2009 at 12:31 pm
I so hope you actually send that. It would make me feel a hell of a lot better about the unfair parking fine that I copped the other week!
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July 23rd, 2009 at 12:49 pm
made me giggle a lot, thank you ^_^
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July 23rd, 2009 at 12:58 pm
So perfect! I have to agree parking meters are ridiculous! Who carries coins any more?
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July 23rd, 2009 at 1:03 pm
Haha, nice! I would get a laugh out of it, hopefully police men have a good sense of humor where you are!
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July 23rd, 2009 at 1:04 pm
I’d love to see how they’d react to receiving that.
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July 23rd, 2009 at 1:08 pm
This is so cute! Could go either way, though, depending on what mood you catch the cops in… maybe include a doughnut!
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July 23rd, 2009 at 1:13 pm
Ha! I loved this. I really hope you send it.
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July 23rd, 2009 at 1:36 pm
Beautifully written! Although I’m not sure how the boys in blue would take it, ’tis a great piece of writing and it made me smile. I’ve a feeling that this smile will last most of the day :)
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July 23rd, 2009 at 1:59 pm
Hahaha… Wtf, you just got it yesterday and already a ticket to pay?
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July 23rd, 2009 at 2:22 pm
LOL. This made me smile, your medieval english is quite excellent =). Good luck with your quest! =P.
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July 23rd, 2009 at 2:29 pm
:D This letter made my morning! Oh Doe, you are so eloquent! I am sorry for this foul ticket though. Poor girl.
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July 23rd, 2009 at 3:24 pm
If I were to receive that, I would certainly waive the fee! It brightened my day, anyway.
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July 23rd, 2009 at 3:46 pm
i feel for you completely, i got 3 of those in the same week, i think they follow me. i once got out of my car for honestly 45 sec to grab an application from a coffee shop and i came straight back out and it was waiting for me.
you should send that in with your payment. that would be amazing.
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July 23rd, 2009 at 3:53 pm
Oh, this made my day. You should send that letter with your fine. That would be hilarious.
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July 23rd, 2009 at 4:43 pm
heh :P
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July 23rd, 2009 at 5:15 pm
DO IT, JUDGE! FREE DOE DEERE!!!
I’m painting my picket sign and flying to New York a.s.a.p
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July 23rd, 2009 at 6:25 pm
Of course I’m gonna send it!! I didn’t write it for nothing.
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July 23rd, 2009 at 6:27 pm
That is epic.
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July 23rd, 2009 at 7:01 pm
Send it with the fine! Shame the state of New York won’t listen to such basic reasoning…
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July 23rd, 2009 at 7:03 pm
This is awesome. (Reminds me a bit of that cable commercial where the guy’s like “I wrote it in British, I wonder if they speak it?”)
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July 23rd, 2009 at 9:39 pm
LOL, this is awesome. I’m going to print this out and display this example on the next Shakespeare Day.
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July 23rd, 2009 at 9:48 pm
I got a ticket parking in a completely valid area, on Sunday no less. I was given a ticket. For what? I can only guess because I had NJ plates and they figure it’s too much of a hassle for me to fight it.
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July 23rd, 2009 at 10:12 pm
yet another thing proving why you are my hero. :D
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July 23rd, 2009 at 10:55 pm
Oh my. I’ve gotten so many tickets lately (although not parking, since the town here is so small, sadly is all been speeding), and I’ve never have the guts to send that. Good luck!!
Also, there’s a Medieval Faire going on near me and it seemed like something you’d be interested in and I was wondering if you had those types of things over by New York.
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July 23rd, 2009 at 11:35 pm
hahaha, thats my girl..u go get them, grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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July 23rd, 2009 at 11:46 pm
oh wow.
<3
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July 23rd, 2009 at 11:46 pm
THAT.
IS.
AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!
That totally made up for my crappy day! Thank you!
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July 24th, 2009 at 1:34 am
I love you for this. So very much.
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July 24th, 2009 at 2:51 am
well, they’ll definitely appreciate it more than an extremely ANGRY SHOUTY letter :]]]
way to tell em doe!
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July 24th, 2009 at 4:36 am
You are such a good writer!
You really made my day :)
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July 24th, 2009 at 5:40 am
This is just so very brilliant, so very brilliant
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July 24th, 2009 at 5:54 am
Send it xD I’d love it if they responded. Plus, I bet it would at least brighten the day of whoever read it.
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July 24th, 2009 at 5:55 am
That made my day! Good luck, they should know better than to fine you :)
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July 24th, 2009 at 11:38 am
Love it! It’s like a note from Shakespeare himself :)
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July 24th, 2009 at 8:43 pm
Haha!
Whimsical indeed. :)
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July 24th, 2009 at 8:50 pm
you’re crazy, doe! but thats why we love you. ;)
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July 25th, 2009 at 11:26 am
truly brilliant :)
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July 25th, 2009 at 10:04 pm
You personally provide my daily glee most of the time and this takes the cake. You’re my hero. :]
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July 26th, 2009 at 2:39 am
“an upright citizen of fine breeding”
GENIUS.
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July 26th, 2009 at 12:03 pm
That is so unfair! How come you’re so good at writing like that?
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July 26th, 2009 at 12:34 pm
LOVELOVELOVE
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July 27th, 2009 at 1:48 pm
Huzzah! How grand! I do hope the ol’ white wig sees fit to erase this vile blight on your name.
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July 28th, 2009 at 10:00 pm
Aw lovey, that just brightened up my day. <3
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July 31st, 2009 at 5:32 am
Total epic win. I did something like that once way back when we first got cable, it had been several weeks and the receiver cards had yet to arrive so I drew a comic strip asking them where the hell my cards were and faxed it to them, lol they complimented me for having such a great sense of humor (and sure enough the cards were delivered the next day ;))
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July 31st, 2009 at 2:13 pm
Doe, this has cemented my belief that we’d be fast friends should our paths cross. A NY native, I know all to well the cunning and vicious attacks by NYPD traffic officers. This letter is brilliant; anyone who upholds your ticket after reading this is a callous, sparkle-lacking ninny.
xo
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