Sex is the subject of utmost importance to us. We love to gossip about our friends’, neighbors’ and celebrities’ sexcapades; sex legends offer an extremely fertile crop in the field of contemporary folklore. This Weekly Glee is about all things related to hanky-panky!

  • To get you started, here’s a list of 200+ sex euphemisms from Richard & Kitty’s collection. We will test your vocabulary later.
  • Sexting is like texting, but naughtier. Modern-day teens put the technology to use by taking naked pictures of themselves and sending them to their peers. Pornography, modern-day flirting or just adolescent foolishness? You decide. (I tend to lean towards the latter.)
  • Unlike their American sisters, Japanese girls refuse to give themselves up for free and demonstrate serious business savvy. As a result, you can buy real schoolgirls’ panties from a vending machine in Japan. The convenience  is unequivocal, now the question is, do they come in Large, Small and Extra-Soiled?
  • Selling undergarments is a competitive market, and new marketing techniques are introduced constantly. In Germany, you can get $7 discount on new underwear if you trade in your old pair! Chancellor Angela Merkel approves of this practice by lending her likeness to the campaign. True story!
  • The Unlikely Dominatrix
    Lola writes about her life as a disabled sex worker. A truly inspirational tale for all of us.

  • Love Is… comics are my long-time favorite, but the Rejected Series is priceless!
  • The Wet Spots write funny songs – exclusively for pervs. ;) (contains partial nudity)
  • Doe Deere’s personal contribution, the “Who would you rather have sex with” game
    Ask your partner (or friend): Would you rather have sex with Daffy Duck or Alice Cooper? – or -The creepy neighbor downstairs or Tina’s ex-boyfriend? You can also throw attractive people into the mix, or people you know. Take turn asking questions. Play in a group with friends or alone with your partner. (One-on-one, the game requires exceptional trust, but if you can openly talk with your partner about who you’re attracted to, you can talk about anything!)
  • Lady Gaga’s new video is banned from Australian TV for multiple sexual references (does anyone really find “I wanna take a ride on your disco stick” offensive?). But here at Doe Deere we don’t sensor!


Lady Gaga “Love Game”

  • Come 1984, Murray Head categorically preferred chess to lascivious pursuits. Anyone remember One Night In Bangkok? “I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine!” Oh, yes.

Deerlings: feel free to contribute any weird facts, funny stories or anything in that vein!